The Ballad of Zach and Stacie, Part 3
Editor’s note: This is installment two of a five-part serial chronicling a pair of star-crossed, punctutation-eschewing lovers, who found each other on a Prince message board, and never looked back.
Lentz_stacie_14: babe its not funny i wanna be married to u iwant kids wit u
Zach: i wish i wouldnt have dona all the things i have done in my past but i wish i could go back and change them cuz i really would but i got my life straightened out my life now
Zach: i wana marry u to and i do want kids with u in the future
u r the best thing thats everhappened to me i promise
Lentz_stacie_14: what did u do and why is ur life straight now
Zach: i rele dont want to get into that baby but i love u
Lentz_stacie_14: i wanna know plz i love u
Lentz_stacie_14: when r u going to ask me to marry u baby
Zach: well like i sed i used to do drugs but im clean for about two years now but ive ben on house arrest a couple of times and ive stolen sh*t and ive been in a hell of a lot of fights and stuff
Zach: wen we meet i proly will ask u
Youactuallysaidthatonline is turning into quite the revelation.
